imwithkanye:

Spotted: Blair Waldorf and her minions reunited at The Plaza Hotel. They may have all parted ways after graduation but they got back together for at least one night. Where was Serena van der Woodsen? That’s intel that only this insider knows.
XOXO,
Gossip Girl
zoebalthus:

Breast - 1935 (c) Osamu Shiihara

hitlersasshole:

I burn like 2000 calories everytime i put my bed sheets on by myself

(via pizza)

Pro-lifer:Would you have wanted to be aborted
Me:Yes

crokel:

real women have curves. real women have one single, continuous, infinite curve. real women are a hollow sphere of mass 1kg, suspended in a void. calculate real women’s acceleration if real women is struck by an object accelerating east at 5m/s/s.

(Source: duane-barry, via pizza)