ldrakalizzygrant:

Where have i been? Where did i go?

gusmen:

“i don’t watch tv” proudly says a person who spend 8 hours a day in the internet

(via ruinedchildhood)

gagagobble:

I want Gaga to tell me to go fuck myself

kismaayo:

job interviewer: so…tell me a little about yourself :)
me: sure. i’m a virgo, INTJ, i love tank tops oh my god did you see the Anaconda video? that changed my life!
interviewer: bitch me too! the fuck. you got the job

(via sonastyandsorude)

billidollarbaby:

Miley Cyrus Covers V Magazine #91 Fall 2014 by Karl Lagerfeld Read more over at: http://billidollarbaby.com/miley-cyrus-covers-v-magazine-91-fall-2014-karl-lagerfeld/

bastille:

when I’m famous I won’t need to know how to find the surface area of a sphere so really what’s the point

(via tyleroakley)

theonion:

Teacher Asks Students To Split Into 2 Groups To Simulate Ideal Class Size

gorilllas:

@myself what the fuck are you doing

(via gagagobble)

artruby:

Ian Davenport.